Pharrell and the rest of the N.E.R.D. crew make shloppy party magic.
May 31, 2008, 9:56 pm
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So everybody knows (pun intended) that “Everyone Nose” is the first single off N.E.R.D.’s soph-o-more album entitled Seeing Sounds. BUT! the video for this single, in my personal oppinions, is probably one of the most original things I’ve seen done in a while by Pharrell and posse. The whole idea was based off of the lastnightsparty approch of capturing the shloppy messes that occur at many “hipster-ish” parties. Whether it be the abundance of young fashionistas (ranging from too hot for their own good, to jesus christ I wish I’d never met you), or the typical drunken douchebaggery that any night on the town entails, Bronques (lastnightsparty photographer) captures the hot messes in all their glory. SOOOO, Pharrell decided to A) pretty much throw a party instead of a video shoot, B) have Bronques and crew document, and C)… throw another party and have Bronques document. The video’s funny as hell. The lastnightsparty photos are funny as hell. The whole things just funny as hell. As for the song…. weeeeellllll you be the judge.

[be warned: its not for the faint of heart]

Hurrs the video:

Hurrs the website:

Hurrs the Lastnightsparty pictas (click to jump):

BBYYYYYY da way, the Everyone Nose (remix) by CRS (thats the new shupagroup formed by Kanye, Lupe, and Pharrell) featuring Pusha T. It…Its just… just… Heavy. Yea. Heavy


How could this seemingly harmless girl cause this terlet bowl so much pain?
April 4, 2008, 11:12 pm
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So on my recent visit to my friend Bubba’s place up in Poughkeepsie aka. Po-town, events ensued that i probably shouldnt talk about over the phone like this, but suffice it to say that this toilet was victim to the mess we’ve all come to know and love, Ashlee. After a loud boom and a few gyser spirts of water, we came to find Hurricane Ashlee standing over her latest mess, and I must say, this is one of her finer works. Not quite a masterpiece, but its definatley rounding top 3. Gotta love that girl.

As John Locke (from LOST you fool) would say…the toilet… was a sacrifice the island demanded.…supplying booze hounds citywide
March 29, 2008, 5:22 pm
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Chinese food and hookers are no longer the only things readily available for delivery over the phone in NYC. now offers to deliver a brown paper bag of your favorite brand of firewater directly to your doorstep. Wakozi allows users to add their favorite local liqour stores that are willing to colaborate with the site’s delivery service. This will surely make throwing a shindig that much easier now that the boose comes yo you. Bet McLovin and the crew wish they had this shit before they went on that whole hellbent adventure.