DMV trip
April 23, 2008, 10:05 pm
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This weekends venture to the DMV area (D.C., Maryland, Virginia for those not in the know)… Bittersweet. Had tons of fun down in College Park doin the U of Maryland thang. Lil fun in Baltimore, and unfortunately, the mild HURRICANE that blew thru D.C. on sunday completely ruined my Earth Day. I’m not really big on earth day, but this year mine would’ve included The Roots, O.A.R., Will.I.Am, Ne-Yo, and a bunch of others. At least i got to see…. Umphreys McGee? Ya. Thats their name. All-in-all good time. 


How could this seemingly harmless girl cause this terlet bowl so much pain?
April 4, 2008, 11:12 pm
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So on my recent visit to my friend Bubba’s place up in Poughkeepsie aka. Po-town, events ensued that i probably shouldnt talk about over the phone like this, but suffice it to say that this toilet was victim to the mess we’ve all come to know and love, Ashlee. After a loud boom and a few gyser spirts of water, we came to find Hurricane Ashlee standing over her latest mess, and I must say, this is one of her finer works. Not quite a masterpiece, but its definatley rounding top 3. Gotta love that girl.

As John Locke (from LOST you fool) would say…the toilet… was a sacrifice the island demanded.